weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I bet he comes in French.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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