They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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