whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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