You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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