its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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