just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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