Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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