ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Randomize