dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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