If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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