help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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