90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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