That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
