Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm really busy with my period
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