Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize
