so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
