At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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