I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
