You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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