We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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