Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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