I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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