During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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