she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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