Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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