Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I want you more than these girls want KFC
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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