Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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