are you still at the devil's house?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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