No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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