Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Randomize