do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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