We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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