what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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