What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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