We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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