Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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