So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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