Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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