hotel room ftw
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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