Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Randomize
