is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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