We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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