Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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