I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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