Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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