so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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