So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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