We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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