HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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