yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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