I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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