The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We left an ass print on the piano.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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