I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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