Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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